Be the Witch.

by norealplot

My 12-year-old son (semi-)secretly thinks I’m a witch.  Not like Hermione Granger, brilliant and heroic.  But the real kind, wielding dark powers for nefarious ends.  Like banning school-night TV football games, just because I can.

Maybe he’s on to something.

McQueen_19305716591.jpg_article_gallery_slideshow_v2(by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen)

img-eloisecordanchjpg_211026551962.jpg_article_gallery_slideshow_v2(by Eloise Corr Danch)

Gaultier_18345433938.jpg_article_gallery_slideshow_v2(by Jean Paul Gaultier)

From “Masters of Disguise,” at